Builders Put Out Green Policy Paper

NEW office buildings should be forced to have waterless urinals and all residential and commercial buildings ought to be forced to replace single-flush toilets when a property is sold.

New Level Of Anarchy From The Rats At The Mall

YOU CAN TELL WHEN I disapprove of something, because I make a pronounced "tut-tut" noise. The noise has no variations and so cannot adjust for different degrees of disapproval. To an outsider, I appear as upset over Iraq's sectarian violence as I do when I walk into a toilet cubicle and the seat is wet. Maybe that's why everyone in Iraq is so angry. America deposed a dictator but forgot to clean the toilets. I also tut-tut pointless digressions.